One Liners

Oldies but still Goodies

 
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: Four, one to mix the batter and three to peal the M&M's !!
Q: Why was the blonde stuck in the frozen isle at the supermarket?
A: Because the orange juice said concentrate !
Q: What's the mating call of a blonde?
A: "I'm Drunk !"
Q: What's the mating call of a brunette?
A: "Are all those Darn Blondes gone yet ?"
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: White out on the Monitor

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

 Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.