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One Liners Oldies but still Goodies |
| Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? |
| A: Four, one to mix the batter and three to peal the M&M's !! |
| Q: Why was the blonde stuck in the frozen isle at the supermarket? |
| A: Because the orange juice said concentrate ! |
| Q: What's the mating call of a blonde? |
| A: "I'm Drunk !" |
| Q: What's the mating call of a brunette? |
| A: "Are all those Darn Blondes gone yet ?" |
| Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? |
| A: White out on the Monitor |
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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? |
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A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. |
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Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? |
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A: They're both empty from the neck up. |
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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? |
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A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". |
| Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? |
| A: In case she locks the keys in her car. |
| Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? |
| A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. |
| Q: Why did God create blondes? |
| A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. |
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? |
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A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. |
| Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? |
| A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay). |
| Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? |
| A: The vegetable garden. |