The Blonde's Cookbook

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The  recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me  some extra bowls.  TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve  without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend  home for supper.  WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly  before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I  can't say it improved the rice any.  THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before  serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.  FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients  in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.  SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to  ten.  SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I  had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in  the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much  to my disappointment.  GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager  for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.